I can never stop laughing at this
Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!
I give up I will never find a friendship like this
"drop down and give me 20!"
usagi tellin it like it is
this is some yuri manga type shit man
i smell the gay and it has polluted the whole room
I always REBLOG this when I see it
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
stop telling young girls “dont become anorexic because guys like booty” and stop telling them “men dont wanna date skeletons” start saying “a healthy diet can help make you feel happier” or “not under eating can lead to a healthier you!”. stop telling girls that their health, well being and self worth is measured by them being up to a mans standards. its wrong.
lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests
animal crossing new leaf